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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by iddee on May 24, 2024, 10:17:16 pm »Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by animal on May 24, 2024, 08:57:51 pm »and they all moved away from Sal on the group W bench ...
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by The15thMember on May 24, 2024, 06:22:26 pm »I'm trying not doing QC reduction this year, so I have just been checking for eggs. When I reduced, I would obviously check for cells.
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by Salvo on May 24, 2024, 05:47:31 pm »All right! Here goes nutthin'.
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Warren to see about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Warren told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your (that word here) and say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger (that word here)."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great (that word here)!
One morning she was running late for work, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely (that word here) if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the aisle and started quietly chanting "Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger (that word here)."
A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Warren's by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory, dickory, dock ... "
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Warren to see about enlarging her breasts.
Dr Warren told her, "Everyday after your shower, rub your (that word here) and say, 'Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger (that word here)."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew great (that word here)!
One morning she was running late for work, got on the bus and realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.
Frightened she might lose her lovely (that word here) if she didn't do the little rhyme, she got right out there in the aisle and started quietly chanting "Scooby, doobie, doobies, I want bigger (that word here)."
A guy sitting nearby asked, "Are you a patient of Dr. Warren's by any chance?"
"Why, yes, I am. How did you know?"
He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory, dickory, dock ... "
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: splits
« Last post by Occam on May 24, 2024, 05:34:02 pm »Do y'all check for queen cells after a split of do you prefer waiting and checking for eggs?
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by animal on May 24, 2024, 03:17:41 pm »Can one print a joke with the word *boobies* here?My guess is that what he typoed/(I said) set him off ... 'cause nobody wants to see that.
Asking for a friend.
Sal
I can't imagine why anyone would not want to see *boobies*... well, unless they're iddee's boobies (or mine
). Then again, don't think I want to see yours either. 
... looks to me like you got away with it ...
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. Rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo."
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WEB VIDEOS / Re: P-51 Mustang: The American Fighter.
« Last post by Ben Framed on May 24, 2024, 02:52:49 pm »Awesome Plane!
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by Ben Framed on May 24, 2024, 02:47:25 pm »Quote
Wife: (response censored due to by-laws)
Good job animal!
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HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING / Re: Run o' the Mill Jokes
« Last post by Salvo on May 24, 2024, 02:29:02 pm »Can one print a joke with the word *boobies* here?
Asking for a friend.
Sal
Asking for a friend.
Sal
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GENERAL BEEKEEPING - MAIN POSTING FORUM. / Re: What did you do in your Apiary/Bee yard today?
« Last post by Terri Yaki on May 24, 2024, 02:26:56 pm »Thanks for taking the time to review it. I left the syrup on but figure it will be their last feeding unless I'm advised that they'll use it to build comb in the next box. I was surprised that they filled that deep as well as they did, I think it was only on for two weeks.