Why did the mosquito spend a lot of time playing cards?
Because he had a great poker face.
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint while playing cards....
That?s right, the steaks were pretty high.
Three lepers were playing cards...
One threw his whole hand in, the second cried his eyes out and the third laughed his head off
My wife's birthday is in two days, and she told me that she would be happy as long as I get her something with a lot of diamonds in it.
She's gonna love this pack of playing cards.
Why is it such a big risk to play poker opposite an alligator?
You might lose a hand.
What did the pirate?s friend say when he saw the pirate sitting next to the treasure chest during their poker game?
Why are you playing your cards so close to your chest?
What did the police do to the guy who murdered someone with a deck of cards?
They put him in solitaire confinement.
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died.
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