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Offline Switchback

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Lie detector Robot
« on: June 25, 2015, 07:31:26 am »
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner.
DAD: Son, where were you today during school?
SON: At school *robot slaps son*
SON: Ok, I went to the movies.
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again*
SON: Ok, it was A Day with a Porn Star.
DAD: WHAT?! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was. *Robot slaps dad*
MOM: HAHA!! After all he is your son, *Robot slaps mom*
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Offline Dallasbeek

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Re: Lie detector Robot
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 09:34:51 am »
 :grin:
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Offline BeeMaster2

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Re: Lie detector Robot
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 08:19:27 pm »
 :grin:
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Offline mikecva

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Re: Lie detector Robot
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2015, 12:20:34 pm »
 :rolleyes: :grin: :cheesy:
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