Brendhan, I wish you much luck with your jerk of a neighbor, can't stand people like that. What were you supposed to do about him getting stung, kiss it? I think you are handling things correctly, but I do like the idea of the tiger pit, and last but not least you could always place a swarm in his mail box. Good luck to you and your wife, and Kirk-o, you are a riot!
Wishing you lots of positive karma, JP