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WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
« on: January 30, 2021, 02:11:05 pm »


Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had.

Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'�


HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID... THAT'S WHY I HAD TO SEND THIS TO YOU....THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS
WE CAN GET!!

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Re: WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2021, 04:27:44 pm »
HAHAHA

Reminiscent of the "blind" man at the convent with nuns...  LOL

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Re: WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2021, 11:55:55 pm »
Ok Jurassic, your going to have to tell us that one, that is if you can have keep it clean.
Jim Altmiller