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Offline iddee

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Yep, he's smart, aw'right.
« on: October 31, 2020, 01:51:40 pm »
Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Donald Trump was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out "Earthquake". The firing squad fell into a panic and Donald Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.

George Bush was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and George pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given George yelled out "Tornado". Again the squad fell apart and George slipped over the wall.

The last person Joe Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall. He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled "Fire".

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Yep, he's smart, aw'right.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2020, 03:01:32 pm »
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Re: Yep, he's smart, aw'right.
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2020, 04:51:02 am »
 :cheesy: