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Offline salvo

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Covid Re-Opening
« on: August 23, 2020, 10:34:39 pm »
Hi Folks,

So my barber finally gets to re-open his barbershop after being closed due to the covid pandemic.

His first customer is a local butcher. After the haircut, the butcher tries to pay. The barber says no, he is just so happy to re-open and have good health, he wants to give back. The haircut is free.

The next morning when the barber is leaving home for his shop, he finds a steak in a cooler on his front porch. It is from the butcher. He puts the steak in the fridge for the evening and goes to his shop.

The baker from up the street comes in for a haircut. After the haircut, the baker tries to pay. The barber says no, he is so happy to re-open and have good health, he wants to give back. The haircut is free.

The next morning when the barber is leaving home for his shop, he finds a loaf of fresh baked bread on his front porch. He puts the bread away and goes to his shop.

A local politician comes in for a haircut. After the haircut, the politician tries to pay. The barber says no, he is so happy to re-open and have good health, he wants to give back. The haircut is free.

The next morning the barber leaves home for his shop, he finds 10 politicians waiting at his shop for a haircut.

Sal
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Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Covid Re-Opening
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2020, 12:54:23 pm »
Yup.