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Offline Geoff

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Recipe ! !
« on: June 23, 2020, 06:35:39 am »

   
        An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Alice Springs once told a young female neighbour that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning
 

     She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the Crematorium used to be  !  !
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Re: Recipe ! !
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2020, 07:10:42 am »
 :shocked: :cheesy: :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2020, 07:35:26 am »
Well at least she lived a good full life even though she went out with a BANG! lol 😂
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2020, 07:53:20 am »
 :cheesy:

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2020, 11:44:56 am »
black  powder or smokeless?
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2020, 04:45:45 pm »
black  powder or smokeless?

Must have been smokeless . . . .  that smoking will kill you !   :cheesy: :happy:
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2020, 10:01:04 am »
black  powder or smokeless?
My great grandfather said to use black power. The funeral director was a friend of his and refused to cremate him.
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2020, 10:05:52 am »
Jim anl all, you guy are a trip!  Too bad Geoffs funeral man had not been informed of her practices!
 I love the clean fun!!!!  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2020, 08:20:54 pm »
   

   I got sick of informing them Ben, I've outlived a half dozen of them so far !  !  !
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