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Offline Groundhawg

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« on: June 08, 2020, 07:31:53 pm »
Billy was having trouble in school. His teacher constantly yelled at him, "You're driving me crazy, Billy! Can't you learn anything?" Billy's mother met with his teacher at fall conferences. The teacher told her Billy was a disaster, getting the lowest marks of any of her students. She had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her teaching career. Billy's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son, moving from Detroit to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with severe cardiac disease and she needed a special heart surgeon. Her doctors advised her to have open heart surgery that only one surgeon, at the Cleveland Clinic, could perform. The teacher had a remarkably successful procedure. In the recovery room, she saw the young doctor who headed her surgical team, smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him. Instead, her face turned blue as she tried to speak and she quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went suddenly wrong. When the doctor turned to leave the room, he saw that Billy, the janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment to plug in his vacuum cleaner. If you thought that Billy had become a heart-surgeon, there is a good chance you'll vote for Joe Biden!
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

Offline Ben Framed

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Re: Billy
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2020, 02:11:01 am »
I suppose the Good Lord made all kind of folks, even the Billies for his purpose. lol
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Billy
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 08:01:28 am »