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Offline Geoff

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Was that You ? ?
« on: June 03, 2020, 06:39:30 pm »

 

The Road Trip...

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed the trip. She left her glasses  on the
table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before
they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man.

He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant.
As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses,
the old geezer yelled out to her,
 
 
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card".
 


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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2020, 07:32:46 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

Online Ben Framed

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2020, 02:12:21 am »
Haa Haa good one Geoff, Its a wonder the lady did not kill him    :shocked:  lol
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2020, 07:53:49 am »
Yep, that was me, but you didn't have to tell everybody.   :tongue: :angry:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2020, 07:59:08 am »
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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2020, 01:02:09 pm »
Yep, that was me, but you didn't have to tell everybody.   :tongue: :angry:

I can see that!   :cool: :cheesy:  lol  But I did not tattle this time Uncle Wally!  It was GEOFF!  Are you proud of me?   :shocked:  lol
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: Was that You ? ?
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2020, 01:10:24 pm »
 :tongue: