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Offline Geoff

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Financial Advice ! !
« on: May 23, 2020, 05:54:32 am »
 

     

                     My friend Dave was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  He  knew that he would inherit a fortune once his sickly father died.

                        Dave wanted two things:

                        ? to learn how to invest his inheritance and,

                        ? to find a wife to share his fortune.

                        One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.  Her          natural beauty took his breath away.

                         "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years my father will die and I?ll inherit 20 million dollars."

                       Impressed, the woman obtained his business card.





                         
                        Two weeks later, she became his stepmother.

                         Women are so much better at estate planning
                        than men?

 
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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2020, 10:25:39 am »
 :shocked: :grin:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2020, 10:26:02 am »
 :shocked: :grin:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2020, 10:50:58 am »
 :cheesy: :cheesy:

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2020, 12:26:19 pm »
 :cheesy:  :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2020, 01:52:50 pm »
 :grin: :grin:
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Financial Advice ! !
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2020, 07:08:57 pm »
 :grin:

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« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2020, 08:21:46 am »
Geoff you come up with sone good ones. Was it you that told here, of (One for you and one for me)? The old man, the kid on the bicycle, and the nut gathers at the cemetery?  Lol 😂
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.