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Offline Geoff

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Counting Downunder
« on: May 21, 2020, 11:08:01 pm »
     

   Teacher: "If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully ... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where on earth are you getting seven from?!"



Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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Re: Counting Downunder
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2020, 11:56:36 pm »
Hahaha!   :cheesy:
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Re: Counting Downunder
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2020, 02:53:01 pm »
good one Geoff!

Some people just have too much time on their hands:

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Re: Counting Downunder
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2020, 02:59:03 pm »
Cute.