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Offline Seeb

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need more laughs right now
« on: April 04, 2020, 09:11:23 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2020, 10:18:31 am »
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MUD PUPPIES

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2020, 05:21:25 pm »
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and you say her name was Alice?

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2020, 08:07:31 pm »
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and you say her name was Alice?

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For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2020, 08:55:26 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2020, 09:35:52 am »
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Hahahahahaha!!  Oh yeah, that?s a good one.  :cheesy:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2020, 08:34:15 pm »
These ar great, Seeb! Thanks  :smile:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2020, 11:53:21 pm »
Hi Folks,

My self-isolation quarantine diary

Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 PM Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots.
Day 6 - I get to take out the garbage. I'm so exited, I can't decide what to wear!
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don't know how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He seems like a nice guy. He's a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month. Is this you yet?


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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2020, 08:40:41 am »
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IGOR!!!


Glad you are enjoying!
This ones an oldie but goodie

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2020, 08:50:10 am »
Hi Folks,

You will cry laughing. Please click the link:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?t=7&v=2898122243588057


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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2020, 11:20:04 am »
Too funny Sal, I did cry laughing, thanks mate.
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2020, 11:25:24 am »
My self-isolation quarantine diary

good ones

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2020, 12:52:31 pm »
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You hit the nail on the head Seeb with the snow day in the South!   :shocked: :wink: :grin:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2020, 03:04:02 pm »
/Users/aureliaclayton/Downloads/Carter's ABC's.mp4



if this works, you will see my grand-nephew with his new ABC book - this was a first for me, all you gear heads gotta love it

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2020, 03:07:36 pm »
okay - didn't work, back to the drawing board

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2020, 09:23:26 am »
20200404_162719_332787331354144.mp4

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2020, 11:33:26 am »
alright, my nephew say's this should work

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2020, 10:48:24 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2020, 12:37:08 pm »
 :grin: :grin: :cheesy:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2020, 03:56:34 pm »
Okay, that mousetrap one is hilarious.  I just laughed out loud!  :cheesy: :cheesy:  Also your grand-nephew is stinkin' adorable.   :cheesy:
I come from under the hill, and under the hills and over the hills my paths led.  And through the air, I am she that walks unseen.