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Offline salvo

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2020, 06:34:49 pm »
Hi Folks, Seeb,

Holy mackerel! A coach at a school must have seen your noose picture and reposted it,... and now he's TOAST! Whoodda thunk she was married to a cattle rustler and a horse thief!

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Six days after new Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach tweeted a meme containing an image of a noose, the school's athletic director criticized Leach on Tuesday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8198571/Mississippi-State-AD-disappointed-Leach-tweet.html

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2020, 08:18:33 pm »
Member, so glad the mousetrap made you laugh!



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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2020, 07:57:47 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2020, 08:56:54 pm »
Hahahaha! ... never step on the wife's newly-cleaned floors ... so true!!
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2020, 03:27:32 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2020, 12:58:49 am »
 :grin:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2020, 07:35:23 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2020, 05:55:50 am »
   As requested Jim !  !

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                                  The other replies, ?No worries mate, but I?ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.?
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2020, 06:49:57 pm »

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For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about-ten-seconds and amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.
 
I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!
 
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
 
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number.  Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
 
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire
 
... Now, isn't that something?
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2020, 11:57:46 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2020, 01:38:45 pm »
Your not wrong Iddee  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2020, 01:01:38 am »
From the choices given YES! Absolutely amazing!  :shocked: :grin:  When will it air? lol
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2020, 09:53:53 am »
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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2020, 10:19:20 am »
I like it. That's why I've been slipping out every day.  :shocked:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2020, 01:12:27 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2020, 12:40:44 pm »
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2020, 06:12:02 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2020, 11:31:33 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2020, 03:27:03 pm »
Good Eye Mite!

Those silly Aussies:

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