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need more laughs right now
« on: April 04, 2020, 09:11:23 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2020, 10:18:31 am »
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MUD PUPPIES

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2020, 05:21:25 pm »
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and you say her name was Alice?

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2020, 08:07:31 pm »
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and you say her name was Alice?

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2020, 08:55:26 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2020, 09:35:52 am »
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Hahahahahaha!!  Oh yeah, that?s a good one.  :cheesy:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2020, 08:34:15 pm »
These ar great, Seeb! Thanks  :smile:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2020, 11:53:21 pm »
Hi Folks,

My self-isolation quarantine diary

Day 1 - I can do this! Got enough food and wine to last a month.
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last.
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some 235 seeds. Who knew?
Day 4 - 8 PM Removed my day pajamas and put on my night pajamas.
Day 5 - Today I tried to make hand sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots.
Day 6 - I get to take out the garbage. I'm so exited, I can't decide what to wear!
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes.
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called "The Kitchen." You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I don't know how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a spider today. He seems like a nice guy. He's a web designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my refrigerator just said "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can't accidentally touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm, The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month. Is this you yet?


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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2020, 08:40:41 am »
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IGOR!!!


Glad you are enjoying!
This ones an oldie but goodie

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2020, 08:50:10 am »
Hi Folks,

You will cry laughing. Please click the link:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?t=7&v=2898122243588057


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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2020, 11:20:04 am »
Too funny Sal, I did cry laughing, thanks mate.
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2020, 11:25:24 am »
My self-isolation quarantine diary

good ones

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2020, 12:52:31 pm »
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You hit the nail on the head Seeb with the snow day in the South!   :shocked: :wink: :grin:

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2020, 03:04:02 pm »
/Users/aureliaclayton/Downloads/Carter's ABC's.mp4



if this works, you will see my grand-nephew with his new ABC book - this was a first for me, all you gear heads gotta love it

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2020, 03:07:36 pm »
okay - didn't work, back to the drawing board

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2020, 09:23:26 am »
20200404_162719_332787331354144.mp4

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2020, 11:33:26 am »
alright, my nephew say's this should work

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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #17 on: April 12, 2020, 10:48:24 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2020, 12:37:08 pm »
 :grin: :grin: :cheesy:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2020, 03:56:34 pm »
Okay, that mousetrap one is hilarious.  I just laughed out loud!  :cheesy: :cheesy:  Also your grand-nephew is stinkin' adorable.   :cheesy:
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2020, 06:34:49 pm »
Hi Folks, Seeb,

Holy mackerel! A coach at a school must have seen your noose picture and reposted it,... and now he's TOAST! Whoodda thunk she was married to a cattle rustler and a horse thief!

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Six days after new Mississippi State football coach Mike Leach tweeted a meme containing an image of a noose, the school's athletic director criticized Leach on Tuesday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8198571/Mississippi-State-AD-disappointed-Leach-tweet.html

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I didn't really know him. He seemed like such a nice guy.
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2020, 08:18:33 pm »
Member, so glad the mousetrap made you laugh!



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Re: need more laughs right now
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2020, 08:56:54 pm »
Hahahaha! ... never step on the wife's newly-cleaned floors ... so true!!
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Re: need more laughs right now
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2020, 12:58:49 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2020, 07:35:23 am »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2020, 05:55:50 am »
   As requested Jim !  !

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                                  The other replies, ?No worries mate, but I?ll have to pass it through my kidneys first.?
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #28 on: April 21, 2020, 06:49:57 pm »

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For as long as I can remember, I have loved math tricks. This one really works! It will take you only about-ten-seconds and amazingly, it will reveal your all-time favorite movie.
 
I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my mathematical calculations.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough, it IS my very favorite movie...EVER!
 
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results on the list of movies at the bottom.  You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is:
 
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number.  Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
 
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Nancy Pelosi Resignation Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubt fire
 
... Now, isn't that something?
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #29 on: April 21, 2020, 11:57:46 pm »
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Re: need more laughs right now
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2020, 01:38:45 pm »
Your not wrong Iddee  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2020, 01:01:38 am »
From the choices given YES! Absolutely amazing!  :shocked: :grin:  When will it air? lol

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« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2020, 10:19:20 am »
I like it. That's why I've been slipping out every day.  :shocked:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

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« Reply #34 on: April 23, 2020, 01:12:27 pm »
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« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2020, 12:40:44 pm »
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« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2020, 06:12:02 pm »
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