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Offline iddee

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Handshake
« on: March 16, 2020, 07:44:37 am »
Some people are not shaking hands because of the virus.
I'm Not shaking hands because some people have run out toilet paper.
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2020, 10:07:32 am »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:

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Re: Handshake
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2020, 02:51:25 pm »
Haha!   :cheesy:
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2020, 06:07:18 pm »
That's about the size of it iddee, Sears and Roebucks are gone, as well as most news papers and e-mails just don't work.

Keep up the great work,

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Re: Handshake
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2020, 02:01:46 pm »
Yes you are right iddee. I was thinking what could be a better or more justified reason for not shaking hands?  Then; FloridaGardener posted the used toilet paper for sale, picture on amazon!   
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2020, 12:07:41 am »
Geeks and Trekkies knew it all along.
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2020, 10:04:51 pm »
There are alternatives!

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Re: Handshake
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2020, 12:31:55 am »
Hummm
Good thing cat can?t get Coronavirus. 😄
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2020, 12:41:29 am »
Hummm
Good thing cat can?t get Coronavirus. 😄
Jim Altmiller

There was *one* case apparently of a poor old dog showing a "weak positive" test to the coronavirus, 17 year old Pomeranian. Poor thing got tested so many times the stress probably killed it!
"The pooch, a 17-year-old Pomeranian, passed away Monday after being returned home to its owner following a government quarantine and a negative test for the virus" - South China Morning Post
There are a couple cases of animals testing positive now, but its rare

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Re: Handshake
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2020, 12:47:32 am »
Yes, it has been known for several years that dogs can get Coronavirus but I have never heard of cats getting it.
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2020, 12:52:31 am »
There are a bunch of these going around...

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Re: Handshake
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 06:10:37 pm »
I'm Not shaking hands because some people have run out toilet paper.
You are OK if you use one of those bee hats that look like a safari hat and sanitizer.  Military training...  Where were you?  I stole toilet paper out of the rest room on the way up.  They didn't have any sanitizer.
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Re: Handshake
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2020, 01:27:37 am »
Covering your hands in fresh cow dung is an effective way to avoid spreading the virus!
It's true!

Nobody will come within ten feet of you, you wont touch your face and you with *thoroughly* wash your hands before eating!