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To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.

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salvo:
Hi Folks,

I'm going to retire soon.
                                                                          or maybe not.

Question: How many days in a retiree's week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday

Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.

Sal

jimineycricket:
And being retired really screws up your weekend!

sawdstmakr:
What?s a weekend. 😊
Jim Altmiller

seanconnery:
"Re-Tire" To put a new tread on an old tire.

jimineycricket:
That is a "recap".  It looks good, but is not up to the long haul any more.

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