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Offline salvo

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To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« on: January 25, 2020, 10:48:07 pm »
Hi Folks,

I'm going to retire soon.
                                                                          or maybe not.

Question: How many days in a retiree's week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday

Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.

Sal
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Offline jimineycricket

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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2020, 10:05:41 am »
And being retired really screws up your weekend!
jimmy

Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2020, 10:55:03 pm »
What?s a weekend. 😊
Jim Altmiller

Offline seanconnery

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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2020, 12:09:56 am »
"Re-Tire" To put a new tread on an old tire.

Offline jimineycricket

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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2020, 09:54:55 am »
That is a "recap".  It looks good, but is not up to the long haul any more.
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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2020, 11:22:36 am »
Northerners work and get tired.
Then they work more and get retired.

Us southerners work and get tard.
Then we work more and get retard....ed.
Just look at Ace after he moved south.   :tongue:   :cheesy: :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

Offline Acebird

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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2020, 09:24:18 am »
Just look at Ace after he moved south.
I moved from a liberal state to a more liberal state. :wink:
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Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2020, 11:20:14 am »
Yeah, I see that. I mean, just look at Mar-A-Lago.   :wink:  :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*