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Online iddee

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WHISKEY AND IQ
« on: January 24, 2020, 09:06:10 pm »
 
A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender.
The robot says,
?What will you have??
The guy replies, ?Whiskey.?
The robot brings back his drink and asks, ?What?s your IQ??
The guy says, ?168.?
The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
The robot asks,
?What?s your drink??
The guy answers,
?Whiskey.?
The robot returns with his drink and asks,
?What?s your IQ??
The man replies,
?100.?
The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Lions, and LSU.
The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his ?experiment? that he decides to try again.
He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink.
The man replies,
?Whiskey.?
The robot brings the drink and asks,
?What?s your IQ??
The man answers,
?35?.
The robot leans in real close and asks,
?So . . . Do you folks really think you?re going to impeach Donald Trump??

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: WHISKEY AND IQ
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2020, 01:27:07 pm »
 :grin:

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Re: WHISKEY AND IQ
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2020, 02:59:19 pm »
 :grin: :grin: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: so true!
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln