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Offline iddee

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Better than a Flu Shot!
« on: January 08, 2020, 01:06:42 pm »
Better than a Flu
Shot! 
  Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married. She was admired for her
sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint
sitting room.
She invited him to have a
  seat while she prepared tea..
As he sat facing her old  Hammond organ, the young
minister noticed a cut glass
bowl sitting on top of it..
The bowl was filled with water,
and in the water floated of all things, a condom!

When she returned
With tea and scones, they
began to chat The pastor
tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its
strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said
to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.
 
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2020, 03:13:19 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :grin: :grin: :grin:
You cannot permanently help men by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves - Abraham Lincoln

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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2020, 03:44:31 pm »
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Re: Better than a Flu Shot!
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2020, 08:43:40 pm »
 :cheesy:
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