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Online iddee

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I'm confused
« on: October 21, 2019, 10:38:28 pm »
 Dear Sir,
I have a very complicated benefits question. Many years ago, I married a widow who had an 18 year old daughter. After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter.
My father eventually married her without my authorization. As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.
My father's wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter's mother. This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.
As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife. Therefore it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild. A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle. My son is also my step mother?s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following: Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law and my step mother's brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,
Totally Confused

THE ANSWER :
Of course you qualify Mohammad! I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.
Yours faithfully,
Gavin Newsome
Governor, State of California


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Re: I'm confused
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2019, 01:07:29 pm »
Good one Iddee.

Thought I'd post the music to go along with the story.  :cheesy:


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Re: I'm confused
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2019, 11:14:27 am »
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