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Offline sawdstmakr

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Salty?s penguin joke.
« on: October 11, 2019, 08:12:23 am »
This lady had penguins in her car when she got pulled over by the police.
He asked where she was headed and why she had penguins-
Oh, nowhere in particular. Just out for a drive, she says.
He admonished her as these were wild animals that she needed to take them straight to the zoo.
The next day he sees them again and pulls her over.  She?s got the penguins in the car with umbrellas and beach balls -
He says - I thought I told you to take these wild animals to the zoo!!??

She says , Oh , I did. We had so much fun. Today we are going to the beach!!