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Offline Ben Framed

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The Shopper of the family.
« on: August 22, 2019, 04:15:41 pm »
The wife came in after several hours strolling the Departments Stores. The wife said honey, I'm tired. I have been shopping all day and my feet are sore. The husband ask what did you buy? The wife quickly responded,''not a lot, I have picked out certain items that I will be watching for the prices to come down during the seasonal sales which are to come. The smart-alec husband said. ''Well how to you go and visit department store after department store and come home with nothing to show for it but sore aching feet,  and with a straight face call yourself a shopper?  The wife said, whats the difference, I suppose the same way you take the boat and go fishing all day, and usually come home with nothing to show for your effort but a sun burn and a sore rear from sitting in the boat all day, and not enough fish to feed the cat, and you call yourself a fisherman!!
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.