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Offline iddee

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Bad bee sting
« on: August 17, 2019, 11:23:40 am »
 One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.

Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee, she said.

'Where? he asked.

'Between the first and second hole, she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said...

'Then your feet were too far apart.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Bad bee sting
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2019, 04:03:11 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :shocked: :cheesy:
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Re: Bad bee sting
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2019, 08:12:40 am »
Now that?s funny, I don?t care who you are.
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