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Offline Groundhawg

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Just call me Tex.
« on: July 14, 2018, 12:15:15 am »
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy

in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six
shooters.
"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are
you?"
"My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy.
" eh?" said the police
officer, "Are you from Texas?"
"Nope, Louisiana."
"Louisiana? So
why are you called Tex?"
"Cause I didn't want to be called Louise"
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

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Re: Just call me Tex.
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2018, 12:17:04 am »
 :smile: :smile:
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Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Just call me Tex.
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2018, 09:00:15 am »
 :cheesy:
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain

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Re: Just call me Tex.
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2018, 10:53:38 pm »
 :grin:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*