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Offline Groundhawg

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Cowboy visits town.
« on: July 14, 2018, 12:14:34 am »
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his
first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park
my old truck in the corral," Joe began.
"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more
worldly fellow.
"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.
"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.
"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.
"Pew," Charlie retorted.
"Yeah," recalled Joe. "That's what that pretty lady said
when I sat down beside her."
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

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Re: Cowboy visits town.
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2018, 12:18:04 am »
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Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Cowboy visits town.
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2018, 08:41:27 am »
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Re: Cowboy visits town.
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2018, 10:53:57 pm »
 :grin:
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*