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Offline Spur9

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Secure your home
« on: March 08, 2018, 11:12:34 am »
A liberal friend asked me what I thought he might need in order to defend his home and family from home invasion.
I suggested a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells.
A few days later he sent me this picture and asked me how to make it all work..............


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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2018, 07:17:18 pm »
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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2018, 11:15:51 pm »
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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2018, 09:22:36 am »
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.
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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2018, 09:48:52 am »
In Canada we are supposed to just call the police, telling them you have "a nine millimetre, two magazines and a full box of shells" might get them to respond hours faster.
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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2018, 10:42:07 am »
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.
Too funny.
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Re: Secure your home
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2019, 12:20:12 am »
What is missing is the rope.
You place the shells on a hard floor like ceramic or slate.  In the dark the perpetrator slips and falls cracking his head on the floor.  Before he comes to tie him up.
 Then you place the two clips on either side of the scrotum and use the 9 mm to slowly twist the two clips until his eyes pop out.  No need to kill him, he won't come back.  There is a good chance none of his friends will either.

HAA Ha Good one Ace!!
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