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Offline iddee

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Landing on the sun
« on: February 11, 2018, 06:29:55 pm »
 Kim Jong-Un announced at a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

A reporter said - "But the sun is too hot. How can your man land on the sun??
There was a stunned silence. Nobody knew how to react.

Kim Jong-Un quietly answered "We will land at night?.
The gathering and everyone in North Korea watching on television broke into thunderous applause.

Back in Washington, Nancy Pelosi and her entourage were watching the news conference.
When Pelosi heard what Kim said, she sneered - "What an idiot. Everybody knows there?s no sun at night.?

Her office and everyone working in the DNC broke into thunderous applause.
"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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Re: Landing on the sun
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2018, 06:46:39 pm »
 :grin:
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Re: Landing on the sun
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2018, 11:31:36 pm »
 :cheesy:
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Re: Landing on the sun
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2018, 11:28:03 pm »


      Keep them coming Wally ! !
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