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Offline beecanbee

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Family planning
« on: July 16, 2017, 06:24:56 am »
Annie, 6 years old, came home from school. She had her first family planning lesson that day.

Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?"

"I nearly died of shame!" She answers!

"Why?" Her Mother asked.

Annie said, "Kate from down the road, says that the stork brings babies. Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage. Pete in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly "But that`s no reason to be ashamed."

"No... well that's how I felt when I had to tell them that we were so poor... that you and daddy had to kiss each other to make me yourselves!"
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

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Offline cao

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Re: Family planning
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2017, 12:15:36 pm »
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Offline sawdstmakr

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Re: Family planning
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2017, 05:15:05 pm »
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"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed.  If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."--Mark Twain