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Offline beecanbee

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House guest
« on: May 14, 2017, 06:00:12 am »
John went to his friend?s house quite late and unannounced, wanting to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room since they already had a house guest, so he said, ?You can sleep on the couch in the living room, or you can sleep in the guest room with Baby.?

John said that he would prefer the couch. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. ?Hi,? he said, ?Who are you??

?I?m Baby, and who are you??

?I?m stupid,? he said.
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Re: House guest
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2017, 09:44:53 am »
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Offline divemaster1963

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Re: House guest
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2017, 10:12:10 pm »
hey! how did you find out?