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Offline Groundhawg

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Hearing problems.
« on: May 09, 2017, 05:04:21 pm »
The old fellow was having trouble hearing and went to visit his doctor.  Once the doctor joined him in the examining room the old man told him that his hearing had gotten worse in the last few days.  The doctor quickly examined his ears and said ?Mr. Brown you have suppository stuck in your ear!?  Mr. Brown?s face went pale as he remarked back to the doctor; ?Well I guess I know where my hearing aid is.? 
Gracious words are like a honey comb, sweetness to the soul and health to the body.  Proverbs 16:24

Offline beecanbee

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« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 07:37:33 am »
"I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me."  Duncan Vandiver

A boy can do half the work of a man, but two boys do less, and three boys get nothing done at all. :)

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Re: Hearing problems.
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2017, 12:57:59 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Offline erbs honey

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Re: Hearing problems.
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2017, 12:28:26 am »
 :cheesy: :cheesy:My husband is laughing at these, too!
When you come to a fork in the road.....take it.