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Offline Geoff

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Ooooh ! !
« on: May 03, 2017, 03:59:36 am »

    A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

 The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs."

 The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?"

 To which the rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

 The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

 A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest: "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

 The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

 The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

 The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith."


The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for about five minutes. Finally, the rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"


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Re: Ooooh ! !
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2017, 01:18:12 pm »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy:
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Re: Ooooh ! !
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2017, 12:26:24 am »
 :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cool:
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