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Online iddee

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« on: January 20, 2017, 05:10:42 pm »
Hi Fred, This is Alan next door. I have a confession to make.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around, in fact, probably more than you. I haven't been able to get it at home
recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apologies and forgive me. It won't happen again.
Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards, Alan.

Fred, feeling betrayed and furious, dropped his iPhone, grabbed his gun, burst through his neighbor?s front door and without saying a word shot Alan dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink,sat down on the sofa, picked up his phone and saw he had a second message from his neighbor:


Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.

I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'

Technology, huh ? !

Regards, Alan

"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"

*Shel Silverstein*

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2017, 06:49:25 am »
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