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Offline GSF

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The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« on: October 29, 2014, 09:54:34 pm »


And this is how it all started!!!! 




The plane leaves  Heathrow  Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese.
 It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to
 indicate a mutual dislike.

 Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat,
 and mutters, 'I don't like Chinese..'

 'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot, 'why not?'

 'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

 'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'

 'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese....doesn't matter, you're all alike!'

 There's a few minutes of silence.

 'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.

 'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.

 'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.

 'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain, 'It was an iceberg!'

 Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg , ..no mattah...all same




 
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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2014, 10:19:10 pm »
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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2014, 11:05:22 pm »
I knew it!
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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2014, 11:06:54 pm »
 :-D
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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 06:53:38 am »
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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2014, 09:27:54 am »
Good one.

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Re: The Jews sanked the Titanic!
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2021, 04:46:52 pm »
Bump!! 😄
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