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Offline GSF

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The simple way to catch a lot of catfish
« on: June 22, 2014, 12:58:02 pm »
A lot of folks spend a ton of money on boats, rods, and other gear. That's city-fide. The way we do it around here is too simple.

You'll need; a row boat, pond, chewing tobacco and a base ball bat.

Row out to the middle of the pond and spread the tobacco out all around your boat. Give it time to sink to the bottom. Then wait a few minutes.

When the catfish come to the top to spit the tobacco juice out of their mouth - hit them over the head with the bat and put 'em in the boat.

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - then you know your nation is doomed.

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Re: The simple way to catch a lot of catfish
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2014, 12:21:13 pm »
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Re: The simple way to catch a lot of catfish
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2014, 07:13:56 pm »
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Re: The simple way to catch a lot of catfish
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2014, 08:32:15 pm »
Dang it! Don't give our secrets away to the city folk. They will be all over our secret fishing holes.  :evil: :'(

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Re: The simple way to catch a lot of catfish
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2014, 08:58:51 am »
darn heard just about every thin now. catfish taken a chaw.
My pappy told me they are real mean and never spit, just swallow