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Offline iddee

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Quick thinking
« on: August 22, 2011, 11:48:30 pm »
 An elderly man in Florida had owned a    large farm for several years.
    He had a large pond in the back.
    It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic    tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime trees.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't    been there for a while, and look it over.
    He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in    his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
    One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out of this pond    until you leave."
    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim    naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said: "I'm just here to feed the    alligator."
    Some old men can still think fast!.
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Offline Larry Bees

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Re: Quick thinking
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2011, 10:55:06 am »
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I liked that one! Larry

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Re: Quick thinking
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 09:01:04 pm »

Offline TwT

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Re: Quick thinking
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2011, 05:59:14 pm »
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!  :devilbanana: NOW THATS A GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!

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Offline mikecva

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Re: Quick thinking
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 08:08:05 am »
 :brian: :rainbowflower: :yippiechick: :cheer: X:X  -Mike
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