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Offline schawee

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getting ready for alligator season
« on: August 17, 2011, 02:10:25 am »
well,its getting close to gator season and its time to start getting everything ready .jp needs to heal up and i will have one or two special guess coming to hunt with us.just to get fired up ,here's a pic of the biggest gator i ever caught.    
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« Last Edit: August 17, 2011, 07:10:35 pm by buzzbee »
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 05:02:46 pm »
Dang schawee that's a monster. And to think somebody was crazy enough to steal hives from you  :shock:. You need to post that picture up by your apiaries.

No wonder JP is always worried about whether today he is a special friend or just a true friend .  :-D

Is the tail meat still good on a gator that big?

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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2011, 06:57:35 pm »
swamp people.  if i come work, will you make some more of that stuff you made for bud3?  i can shoot and i can drive a boat  ;)
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 02:38:46 pm »
How long was it.
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 04:34:59 pm »
don, the meat on a gator is great .big or small ,fat or skinny its all good.if its cleaned and cooked right it will be tasty and tender.if not ,it will have a bad taste and will be tough.kathy its not shoot its choot :-D irwin this one was 12'6"        ........schawee
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2011, 07:12:42 pm »
Shoot em Kathy--- Shoot em :-D

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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2011, 07:35:05 pm »
I think he drank too much water....................................
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A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'
 
 
 
 


The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'
 
 
 


So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few hits.   After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
 
 




The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

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How much water did you drink?

 
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2011, 01:31:01 am »
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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2011, 06:58:32 am »
That's a good one Schawee, definitely need a bigger boat!  :-D

Good one Iddee!  :-D


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Re: getting ready for alligator season
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 06:18:25 pm »
almost like you know how to tell a joke