First Date
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting
down when you read this. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes
the cake.
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first
date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first
date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her
tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold...and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah.
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not
have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had
better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
So, they stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing
however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent
to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were
firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her
flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking
so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off"
and in need of some assistance!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
out laughing!!!!! She too, got the giggles and when they finally
managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the Tonight Show's audience screamed in laughter, she took the
Show's prize hands down. Or perhaps that should be "pants down.
And you thought your first date was embarrassing..........
Jay Leno's comment: "This gives a whole new meaning to being angry
off."
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and
was sitting next to her on the Leno show.
...JP
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