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TwT
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Ted
A Blonde's Year in Review
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December 02, 2007, 12:19:59 am »
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1 /2 days . instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 1 08!!
December - Couldn't call 9 1 1 .. "duh".....there's no "eleven" button
on the stupid phone!!!
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THAT's ME TO THE LEFT JUST 5 MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!!!!
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
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December 02, 2007, 12:30:56 am »
In case you thought TwT was joking watch this video it makes Miss South Carolina look like a Mensa member.
And Yes that is Kellie Pickler
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0
Sincerely,
Brendhan
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Re: A Blonde's Year in Review
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December 02, 2007, 12:44:47 am »
Hey, she was right about one thing--there is no E in word.
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December 02, 2007, 11:03:07 am »
Ted, ah, hah, hah, ha, hah, can't spell laughing....oh brother. Good joke, and to think that I used to like my hair blonde. Have a wonderful day. C
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December 02, 2007, 09:05:09 pm »
Hey but she sure is cute, that's gotta count for something, I guess.
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