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Offline BeeMaster2

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Dating in 1958
« on: October 25, 2015, 08:03:39 pm »


You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this....


It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.

He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite

to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

"The TWIST, Mom , The TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother.

"THE darn DANCE IS CALLED THE TWIST!!!"
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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Re: Dating in 1958
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2015, 08:38:43 pm »
LOL
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Re: Dating in 1958
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 09:09:12 am »
  :grin:

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Re: Dating in 1958
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2015, 06:45:04 pm »
 :cool: :cool:
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