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Offline GSF

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Only a Farm Kid
« on: May 31, 2014, 09:15:15 pm »
Only a Farm Kid.


A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. 


A boy, about 9, opened the door.
 


"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
 


"No, they went to town."
 


"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
 


"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
 


The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
 


When the young boy says. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
 


"Well,"  said the farmer  uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant." 



The boy thought for a moment...then says, "You'll have to talk to my Dad about that.

I know he charges $500 for the bulls,

and $50 for the pigs,

but I have no idea how much he'll charge for Howard."
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Re: Only a Farm Kid
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2014, 09:53:24 pm »
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Re: Only a Farm Kid
« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2014, 08:25:10 am »
 :th_thumbsupup: :th_thumbsupup:
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Re: Only a Farm Kid
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2014, 11:52:04 pm »
I've always loved that one!!

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Re: Only a Farm Kid
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2014, 01:05:30 pm »
 :goodpost: :lau: :lau:
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2014, 03:19:14 am »
Laughing so hard at that one. Good stuff.

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