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Offline Geoff

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What Surgery ? ?
« on: September 19, 2015, 08:22:31 pm »


   
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.  'I'm O. K., but I didn't like the four letter-word the doctor used in surgery ,' he answered.  'What did he say?' asked the nurse.
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Re: What Surgery ? ?
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2015, 11:16:00 pm »
 :cheesy:
Someone really ought to tell them that the world of Ayn Rand?s novel was not meant to be aspirational.

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Re: What Surgery ? ?
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2015, 11:45:33 pm »
Hope it wasn't a vasectomy he had done.
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Re: What Surgery ? ?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2015, 12:39:31 am »
 :grin:
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Re: What Surgery ? ?
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2015, 08:54:05 am »
 :grin:
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