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Title: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: salvo on January 25, 2020, 10:48:07 pm
Hi Folks,

I'm going to retire soon.
                                                                          or maybe not.

Question: How many days in a retiree's week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday

Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.

Sal
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: jimineycricket on January 26, 2020, 10:05:41 am
And being retired really screws up your weekend!
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: sawdstmakr on January 26, 2020, 10:55:03 pm
What?s a weekend. 😊
Jim Altmiller
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: seanconnery on January 27, 2020, 12:09:56 am
"Re-Tire" To put a new tread on an old tire.
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: jimineycricket on January 27, 2020, 09:54:55 am
That is a "recap".  It looks good, but is not up to the long haul any more.
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: iddee on January 27, 2020, 11:22:36 am
Northerners work and get tired.
Then they work more and get retired.

Us southerners work and get tard.
Then we work more and get retard....ed.
Just look at Ace after he moved south.   :tongue:   :cheesy: :cheesy:
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: Acebird on January 28, 2020, 09:24:18 am
Just look at Ace after he moved south.
I moved from a liberal state to a more liberal state. :wink:
Title: Re: To Retire,.... or Not To Retire. That is the question.
Post by: iddee on January 28, 2020, 11:20:14 am
Yeah, I see that. I mean, just look at Mar-A-Lago.   :wink:  :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: