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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Michael Bush on February 28, 2023, 10:24:51 am
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If the early bird gets the worm, I?ll sleep in until there?s pancakes.
Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
Use a marzipan
A man returned to the U.S. after a trip abroad feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a barrage of extensive tests. He's negative for COVID, Ebola, Malaria, and pretty much all the recognizable infectious diseases.
The man wakes up after the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by his bed rings.
?This is your doctor. We?ve got the results back from your battery of tests, and we?ve found you have an extremely nasty and rare virus that is highly contagious and is frequently fatal.?
?Oh my gosh,? cries the man. He?s in a panic now. ?What are you going to do, Doctor??
?Well, we?re going to put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and quesadillas.?
?Will that cure me?? asked the man hopefully.
The doctor replied, ?No? but it?s the only food we can slide under the door.?