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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on January 05, 2014, 03:14:30 pm
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My Building Permit:
Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement. Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.
It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'. Work starts on Monday.
I love this country. It’s the government that scares me.
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Wait until the arborist inspector shuts you down for not have your tree plan the way he wants........ That's big city government
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No, that’s small government and they are a much bigger pain in the butt than the Feds. I can’t even cut down a stinkin tree without getting approval from the city first. We have a forest commission that determines these things in my little city of 5000!
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If that tree just happens to die, for what ever reason... they will be demanding you take it down to protect your neighbors.
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Jim