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Title: The Hotel Bill
Post by: iddee on August 29, 2011, 05:42:00 pm
The Hotel Bill
 An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive hotel.

When she checked  the out next morning, the desk clerk handed her  a bill for $250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice
hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight
stop without even breakfast."

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she  insisted on
speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel
has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available
for use."

'But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which the hotel is famous.  "We have the best entertainers from  New York ,
Los Angeles , and Las Vegas  performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.   " But madam, this check is only made out for $50.00." '

'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."   


          Don't mess with Senior Citizens
 
Title: Re: The Hotel Bill
Post by: edward on August 29, 2011, 07:11:17 pm
 X:X :brian: X:X
Title: Re: The Hotel Bill
Post by: AllenF on August 29, 2011, 07:29:42 pm
 :-D
Title: Re: The Hotel Bill
Post by: Mshel on September 04, 2011, 04:19:22 pm
LOL!!! I needed a good laugh, thanks.
Title: Re: The Hotel Bill
Post by: yockey5 on September 04, 2011, 07:33:26 pm
 :lau: :lau: :lau: :lau: