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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: Geoff on May 21, 2020, 11:08:01 pm

Title: Counting Downunder
Post by: Geoff on May 21, 2020, 11:08:01 pm

     

   Teacher: "If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two cats, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully ... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven!"

Teacher: "Johnny, where on earth are you getting seven from?!"



Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Title: Re: Counting Downunder
Post by: The15thMember on May 21, 2020, 11:56:36 pm

Hahaha!   :cheesy:

Title: Re: Counting Downunder
Post by: Seeb on May 22, 2020, 02:53:01 pm

good one Geoff!

Some people just have too much time on their hands:


and, what the world's coming to

Title: Re: Counting Downunder
Post by: BeeMaster2 on May 22, 2020, 02:59:03 pm

Cute.