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Offline beecanbee

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chewing gum
« on: May 25, 2017, 06:11:39 pm »
An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.  The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia.'

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia.'

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.'

The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australian's turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'
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Re: chewing gum
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2017, 08:06:38 pm »
So that is why when you would go to those gas stations that had the coin operated rubber machines in them.  Some body always wrote on them, "This gum taste funny".
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Offline jalentour

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Re: chewing gum
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2017, 10:07:33 pm »
Last time I was in Australia I saw the same thing on the condom machines.  They taste bad.
Why do Auzzies chew condoms?

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Re: chewing gum
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2017, 11:19:18 pm »
 :cheesy:
Democracy is 2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the vote.
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