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MEMBER & GUEST INTERACTION SECTION => HUMOR IS A FUNNY THING => Topic started by: iddee on October 27, 2019, 10:12:46 pm

Title: Simplified mens urine test
Post by: iddee on October 27, 2019, 10:12:46 pm

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather: It's diabetes.
If you pee on your feet: It's your prostate.
If it smells like barbecue: It's cholesterol.
If when you shake it, your wrist hurts: It's osteoarthritis.
If you return to the room with your peepee outside your pants: It's Alzheimer's

Title: Re: Simplified mens urine test
Post by: herbhome on October 30, 2019, 07:21:07 pm

 :grin:

Title: Re: Simplified mens urine test
Post by: Acebird on October 31, 2019, 09:29:32 am

Oh darn!  My mother had Alzheimer's too. :grin:

Title: Re: Simplified mens urine test
Post by: iddee on October 31, 2019, 09:52:18 am

Sorry to hear that, but from your posts, I thought you got it in Nov., 2008.   :cheesy: