2023-11-4

[salvo]

Hi Folks,

A retired man goes to his doctor for help with his wife:

The man says: *Doctor, I don?t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.*

The doctor says: *I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don?t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.*

Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The man says: *Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?*

The doctor says: *The water itself does nothing. It?s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.*

Sal